..Why am I such a wuss?
Also, yeah, yeah, I know I'm going to get picked on for being a youngin' on this, but Oh Dear God. I just saw the music video for Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart has to be the most disturbing. Thing. I have seen. In my. Entire. Life.
Seriously. You people need to check this out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dL2ayiFfJbk